But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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