I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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