So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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