hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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