I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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