okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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