have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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