I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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