you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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