honey bunches of taint.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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