just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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