It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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