He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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