Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
vagina is talking i cant
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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