I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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