I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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