1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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