your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
