I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
ttyl tear gas
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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