I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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