Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
its not stalking. its research.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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