ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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