I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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