Your mouth is God's brothel.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We were destined to go to rehab together
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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