That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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