I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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