my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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