I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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