we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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