So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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