I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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