What tipped you off? The sombrero?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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