it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
tell me about the fingering
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