You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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