He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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