chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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