he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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