That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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