google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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