I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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