:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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