in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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