Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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