Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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