Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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