I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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