adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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