this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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