i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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