Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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