Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
