bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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